February 26th, 2006 @ 3:06PM
February 11th, 2006 @ 9:52AM
February 11th, 2006 @ 9:31AM
January 21st, 2006 @ 10:08AM
Bear with this one - I'll try and make it as short as possible....
Paddy goes to the doctors 'cause he's been having the most awful headaches and he just can't cope anymore with them. The doctor tells him that he'll have to do a few tests and after a while he says to the man,
'I've got some good news and bad news for you: the good news is I know what your problem is; and the and the bad news is that I'll have to castrate you if you want your headaches to end'
Quite shocked at this news Paddy asks why such drastic measures have to be taken and the doctor informs him that his testicles are pressing up against his spinal chord and that's the source of his dreadful headaches. Grudgingly, the man decides to go ahead with the operation as he can no longer stand the headaches.
A few days later, Paddy is taking a walk around town and is feeling a bit down, so he decides to go and splash out on a completely new wardrobe to symbolise his new stage in likfe and to lift his spirits a little. He walks into the shop and explains to the tailor that he wants new clothes from top to bottom. The tailor then says,
"OK sir, I'll just go and fetch you a 16" shirt and a pair of 36" trousers"
Stunned that the tailor new his size straight away, Paddy enquired how he knew that and the tailor explained that he'd been in the business for years and there was nothing he didn't know about clothes and sizes, so he continues,
I'll bring you a size 9 1/2 pair of shoes and socks, and size 36 underwear"
Paddy then replies,
"You're right about the shoes and socks, but I take size 34 underwear and have done for years"
At that the tailor is suprised and replies that Paddy definately takes a size 36, as he's never been wrong about clothes sizes. "No," replies Paddy, "It's size 34 I take, no doubt about that"
In disbelief, the tailor replies,
"Trust me on this one sir, if you wore size 34 underwear, your balls would be pushed right up against your spinal chord and you'd be walking araound with the most unbearable headaches"
January 15th, 2006 @ 8:05PM
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January 15th, 2006 @ 7:39PM
January 2nd, 2006 @ 8:13PM
December 24th, 2005 @ 11:37AM
December 15th, 2005 @ 2:41PM
November 25th, 2005 @ 12:10PM
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